In the last chapter of Dragon Ball, our heroes, Goku and Bulma, acquired their fifth dragon ball and met Oolong, the shape-shifting pig, who is joining them on their adventure, but will his shape-shifting abilities actually prove to be useful?

Goku, Bulma, and Oolong are riding a motor boat down a river when Bulma announces their next stop will be Fry-Pan Mountain.

“What?! Fry-Pan Mountain! You’re gonna go there!” cries Oolong, “That’s the home of the terrible Gyū-Maō, aka The Ox King.”

“Hey, No Prob. Goku’ll kick his butt for us!” says Bulma.

“You don’t know the Ox King,” replies Oolong, “Include me out!”

Oolong transforms into a fish and swims away. Goku is about to jump into the river and chase after him, but Bulma has a better idea. She fastens a pair of panties to the end of a fishing pole and tosses the line into the water. In a matter of moments, Bulma feels a tug and reels Oolong in.

“Pull that fish trick again, an’ we know what’s for dinner, got that?” Goku tells Oolong.

Oolong asks if he can have the panties, but Bulma tosses him a candy instead, so Oolong pops it in his mouth.

After a few more minutes of driving, the boat suddenly stops.

“Agh! We’re out of gas!” says Bulma. She turns to Oolong and asks if he can turn into gas.

“Oh yeah, right. My food turns into gas,” retorts Oolong.

Bulma’s backup plan is to have Oolong turn into an oar so they can row ashore, then Bulma will pull out a gas capsule and fill the boat. After they tie the boat to a tree, Bulma reaches in her pocket for a Hoi-Poi capsule, but to her shock, she can’t find any.

“Aaii-yaaa!” screams Bulma, “I must’ve dropped it in the river!”

Without her Hoi-Poi capsules, Bulma has no means of transportation.

“Why don’t you have Oolong turn into a dyke,” suggests Goku.

“‘Bike”, that’s it!” says Bulma, “Ohhhh, Ooooo-long!”

Bulma turns towards Oolong, but he has disappeared.

“Fooey! I think he really got away!” says Goku.

“Well, if I really must…,” says Bulma as she begins to make “Swee” noises.

Meanwhile, off in the distance, Oolong begins to feel a great disturbance down south. His stomach starts growling, then it moves to his nether regions, then Oolong has to take a dump behind a bush.

“Hey, Oolong! Did you have a little digestive distress, hmmmm?” says Bulma, “Remember that candy? It wasn’t a ‘sweetart’, it was a ‘swee-trot’! I whistle, “swee” and you get the trots! Better hurry back or I’ll start whistling again.”

(So far, this chapter has been nothing but potty and panty jokes.)

Oolong returns carrying a roll of toilet paper.

“You’re gonna do everything I say, right?” says Bulma.

“Y-yes ma’am,” responds Oolong.

Bulma orders Oolong to turn into a motorbike. Oolong transforms, but when Bulma tries to ride him, he collapses.

“Oh, give me a break!” cries Bulma.

“I don’t have anything left to break! You’re too heavy,” says Oolong, “and no matter what shape I change into, my strength stays the same! I can only stay transformed for five minutes anyway, then I have to rest for a full minute.”

Our heroes now have no options left but to travel on foot.

Bulma, Goku, and Oolong begin crossing through the dessert on foot. Goku complains that Bulma and Oolong can’t keep up with him. Bulma stops to take a rest under a tree.

Suddenly, Goku and Oolong see someone approaching on some sort of hover scooter. Once he arrives, Goku asks who he is. The guy on the scooter announces himself as the king hyena in a land of scavengers named Yamcha. A furry-cat like creature next to Yamcha introduces himself as Pu’ar. Oolong instantly recognizes Pu’ar from his shape-shifting school, and Pu’ar recognizes Oolong. The cat tells Yamcha that Oolong would pick on him until he got kicked out for stealing the teacher’s undies.

Yamcha announces he has come to steal all of their valuables. He swings his sword at Goku, but Goku dodges. The pint-sized monkey boy responds with his nyoi-bō, but Yamcha blocks with his sword. Goku extends his pole and hits Yamcha in the gut.

“Where did you get that staff, boy?” asks Yamcha.

“My dead grampa gave it to me,” responds Goku.

“What was your grandfather’s name?”

“His name was Son Gohan.”

“As I thought, Son Gohan was said to be unrivaled in a host of martial arts disciplines. Now I will remember not to lower my guard.”

Yamcha uses his signiture move – Fist of the Wolf Fang. He kicks Goku right in the face. Yamcha keeps dishing out several blows to Goku, but the boy is too hungry to fight back. After crashing into several rock structures, Goku gets back up, but his stomach is still growling.

Yamcha moves in with another Fist of the Wolf Fang, but Goku responds with his Rock, Paper, Scissors attack. His attack is so powerful, that it sends Yamcha ricocheting off the top of the panel.

Yamcha moves in for another attack, but Goku is too hungry to keep fighting. Just as the desert bandit is about to close in on Goku, Bulma wakes up.

Bulma rubs her eyes and asks what’s going on, then she looks at Yamcha…and Yamcha looks at her…then he faints.

Yamcha gets back on his feet and says to Pu’ar, “Time for a strategic withdrawal.”

The bandit hops back on his scooter and rides away.

Bulma asks who that guy was and says he was a babe.

It would appear that Lord Yamcha has a terrible fear of beautiful women, but will he let his fear stop him from plundering their treasures? Find out in the next chapter of Dragon Ball!

Images from the Dragon Ball manga were obtained from https://www.viz.com/shonenjump/chapters/dragon-ball